Legal Notices
© Copyrighted 1996 - 2005
Alan's Hum'o'Rama
humorama.com
All Rights Reserved
PLEASE READ THESE CONDITIONS OF USE CAREFULLY BEFORE ACCESSING OR USING
THE SERVER AND CONTENT.
By accessing or using the Server and Content, you agree to be
bound by the terms and conditions set forth below. And now for the fine print....
All of the information presented on this web
site is presented "AS-IS" and is subject to change without notice.
The content on this site has been sent to me unsolicted over time by my friends and
friends of the jokemaster. I make no claims of ownership on any of these jokes not
explicitly noted as copyrighted. All I ask is that if you use the jokes on your website
or on the radio or wherever, that you mention Humorama.com. That seems fair, right? It
does take me time to organize and operate this site which is FREE for your enjoyment.
Permission to use documents delivered from this World Wide Web server and related graphics
is hereby granted.
Any software or hardware products not developed or owned by Alan's Hum'o'Rama or humorama.com are copyrighted by their respective companies who are solely responsible
for the content, serviceability, and any and all damages caused by use of their product.
Alan "the jokemaster" and his family is just a middle-class 1 child family with
nothing much worth suing me for so if you don't like what I say, what I do, how I say
it, whatever, please just go away and leave me alone and don't sue me.
Alan "the jokemaster" and Humorama.com disclaim all warranties with regard to the information presented on this
site, including all implied warranties of merchantability and fitness, in no event shall
Alan The Jokemaster, or anyone else connected with this site be liable for any
special, indirect or consequential damages or any damages
whatsoever resulting from loss of use, data or profits, whether in an action of contract,
negligence or other tortious action, arising out of or in connection with the use or
performance of this information.
The Content is designed to comply with laws and regulations of the Commonwealth of
Virginia in the United States of America, and Humorama.com makes
no representation that
the Content is appropriate or available for use in other locations. If you use the Server
and content from other locations you are responsible for compliance with applicable local
laws. You agree that the most appropriate forum for the resolution of any and all
disputes, claims, or suits arising under your use of the Server and Content is a federal
or state court of competent jurisdiction sitting in Virginia. Accordingly, to the extent
the parties are not otherwise subject to personal jurisdiction in the Commonwealth of
Virginia, acceptance of these terms and conditions constitutes consent by both parties to
sue and be sued in a federal or state court of competent jurisdiction sitting in Virginia.
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Alan's Hum'o'Rama
Humorama.com
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