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Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one
said, "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke,
but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so
that Mother Superior doesn't find them."

The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the
condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open
the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt
in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!"

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find
them. "You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask
the pharmacist for them."

The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked
up to the counter.

"Good morning sister," said the pharmacist. "What can I do for
you today?"

I'd like some condoms please," said the nun. The pharmacist was a
little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, "How
many boxes would you like; there are twelve to a box."

"I'll take six boxes that should last about a week" said the nun.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was
almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism
prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size
condoms would you like; we have large, extra large, and big liar
size."

The sister thought for a minute, and finally said: "I'm not
certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?

He fainted

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