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The 2000 member Baptist church was filled to overflowing
capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the
sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats
entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the
other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached
under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "EVERYONE WILLING TO TAKE A
BULLET FOR JESUS STAY IN YOUR SEAT!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons
ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the
assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about 20 people left sitting in
the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the
preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You
may begin the service."

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