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Just in time for STAR WARS -
EPISODE ONE: THE PHANTOM MENACE....

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a
bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah
is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another
beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come
on over to the darkside ...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood
of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing
Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have
to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that
Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat
his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."



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