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Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster
for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks over to the old
rooster and says: "OK, old fellow, time to retire." The old
rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what
it did to me!" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me a
hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside
and the young take over, so take a hike!" The old rooster
says: "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over
there in the corner. I won't bother you." The young rooster
snarls: "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young
rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race
around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full
domain over the chicken coop." The young rooster smiles: "You
know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm
even going to give you a head start." The two roosters line up
in back of the farm house; a hen clucks "Go!" and the old
rooster takes off running. About 5 seconds later the young
rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm
house and the young rooster is inches behind the old rooster
and gaining fast. Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing
the commotion looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he
grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to
smithereens! Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in
disgust: "Damn! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this
week."

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