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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH WHEN...

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway near Chipley.
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
You've seen all the big bands 10 years after they were popular
You measure distance in minutes.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.
Your school classes were never cancelled because of heat.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
Stores don't have shopping carts; they have "buggies".
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store
with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to fix dinner
All the festivals across the state are named after a
fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal (including pesky insects!).
You install security lights on your house and garage
and leave both unlocked. (And your car as well!)
You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and
Tabasco.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an "Northern accent".
The local papers cover national and international news
on one page, but require 6 pages for sports.
You think that the first day of deer season is a
national holiday.
You find 90 degrees "a little warm."
You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer,
Still summer, and Christmas.
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population
of 1,000 or more.
Going to Walmart is a favorite pastime known as "goin
wal-martin" or off to "Wally World."
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as
"good chili weather".
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ..
it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
You recognize that cheese grits and catfish nuggets
a meal that must have been bestowed upon the people by the Lord
Himself.
You can be satisfied with a meal consisting only of a
hunk of bread, with flavored flour and water (a delicacy known
as "biscuits n' gravy").
You understand these jokes and forward them to your
friends from the Florida panhandle and to a few fer-ners who
love you anyway.

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