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A True Southerner Knows:

1 The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
2 Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
3 What general direction cattywumpus is.
4 That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
5 When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
6 How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a
country store.
7 Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
8 Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits!!
9 A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
10 Real gravy don't come from the store.
11 When "by and by" is.
12 How to handle their "pot likker".
13 The difference between "pert' near" and "a right fer piece".
14 The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and
trailer trash.
15 Never to go snipe hunting twice.
16 At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco
juice.
17 Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn
signal is actually going to make a turn.
18 You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up
past the elbows.
19 You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
20 A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants
up.
21 Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
22 Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are
history lessons.
23 How good a cold RC cola and a bag of salted peanuts are at
the country store.
24 When d'rectly is;
25 How much right smart is;
26 How good an RC Cola and a Moon Pie tastes;
27 The difference between a tad and a smidgin;

If you know about 90% of these, you might enjoy
Grits Eggs Bacon and biscuits for breakfast.

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