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Ways to tell if a redneck works at a computer at your
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1. The mouse is referred to as a, "critter."

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

4. There is a gunrack mounted on the CPU

5. The password is, "Bubba."

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

7. NRA mousepad on desk, next to the Bible.

8. Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.

9. Outgoing faxes have beerstains on them.

10. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read to fast.

11. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in
them.

12. The menus all have Rolling Rock, Black Label, Lone Star and
Old Milwaukee Options.

13. Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs.

14. The monitor is up on blocks.

15. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk, next to the moonshine
still.

16. Deer jerky in the desk drawer, next to the mouth harp.

17. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with
Deuling Banjos playing In the background.

18. Wastebasket is a spittoon.

19. John Deer Pocket Protectors.

20. Autographed picture of the cast from the "Dukes of Hazzard"
on the desk.

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