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The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny
hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town
folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.

"That's okay with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some wood for the fire." About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her bottom is blue. "What on earth happened to you dear?" he asks.

"Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they don't allow
any nakedness around these parts. Then they gave me this paint job!"

"Those troublemakers! I'll fix them!" the husband shouts. He rides into
town and finds the rednecks in a bar. "Who is the jerk who painted my
wife red, green and blue!" he shouts.

A huge man, about 6' 8", steps forward, a shotgun in his hands. "I did
it," he bellows. "What you got to say about it?"

The husband answers meekly, "I just wanted you to know the first coat of
paint is dry."

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