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Top Ten slogans for Jenny Craig now that they've hired Monica
Lewinsky


10. Overweight? Get up off your knees and come see us.
9. Stop looking like fat white trash! Start looking like thin
white trash!
8. Who cares about morality when you look good?
7. Our meals aren't hard to swallow.
6. Our choice of spokesperson is as tasteless as our food.
5. You'll look so good that all the married men you know will
want to commit adultery.
4. We solemnly swear you'll lose weight...but it depends on your
definition of "lose."
3. Monica says, "Mmm mmm," but that's usually all she can say.
2. Desiree Brown wanted too much money, so we had to hire Monica.
1. We got Monica to lose weight, and you all know that she'll
eat ANYTHING.

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