Privacy Statement for Alan's Hum'o'Rama
Alan "the jokemaster" has created this privacy statement in order to
make you think he cares for your privacy. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
I may use your IP address to help diagnose problems with the server, the website,
its functionality, and to administer the Web site.
Some features of this site require you to provide us with your email address. Enter it
or the feature won't work. I won't spam you, trust me, but I look them over to see if I know you!
This site contains links to other sites the Jokemaster does't control, own, or have any
influence over. This means don't whine to me about their content, they're not mine!.
If I'm so motivated, you may encounter online surveys on my site which asks visitors for contact
information (like their email address). The customer's contact information is used to
contact the visitor when necessary.
Security
This site has security measures in place to protect the loss, misuse and alteration of
the information under our control. But if you're using any Microsoft product, all bets are
off and you're basically a human surfing target. Get linux. or at least Firefox.
Choice/Opt-Out
The site provides users the opportunity to opt-out of receiving communications from me, or at
least it may again in the future. The responsibility for opting out rests solely with YOU!.
Take some damn responsibility in your life. If you want to hear from me, sign up. If not, don't.
That's pretty simple. Don't whine to me. If you change your mind, let me know and beg nicely for me
to forgive you.
Contacting the Web Site
If you have any questions about this privacy statement, the practices of this site, or
your dealings with this Web site, you can contact
Alan "The Jokemaster"
jokemaster@humorama.com
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