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The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a
limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limousine, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbed in the back of the limousine and the Pope put on the chauffeur's cap and took the wheel.

The Pope proceeded to hop on 95 and started accelerating to see what the limo could do. Well, he got to about 90 mph and, "wham," there were the blue lights of our friendly State Patrol in his mirror.

He pulled over and the trooper came to his window. Well, the trooper,
seeing who it was, said "Just a moment please I need to call in." The
trooper radioed in and asked for the chief. He told the chief "I've got a very important person pulled over and I need to know what you want me to do."
The chief said, "Who is it, not Ted again?"
The trooper replied, "No, even more important."
The chief said, "It's the Governor, isn't it?"
The trooper replied, "No, even more important."
"It isn't the President is it," inquired the chief.
"No, more important," replied the trooper.
"Well, who the heck is it," screamed the chief.

"I don't know chief," said the trooper, "but whoever he is, he's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

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