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Politics

A discussion between a father and his 12 year old son:

Son: Dad, I have to do a report for school. Can I ask you a
question?

Father: Sure son, whats the question?

Son: What is Politics?

Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage
earner, so lets call me capitalism. Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We
take care of your needs, so lets call you the people. We'll call
the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call
the future. Do you understand?

Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went
to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled
his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room where, he found
his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where,
peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the
maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and
the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.

The next morning:

Son: Dad, now I think I understand politics.

Father: That's great son. Explain it to me in your own words.

Son: Well Dad, while capitalism is screwing the working class,
the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely
ignored and the future is full of shit.

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