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This afternoon a man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a
dead halt in traffic. Nothing was moving." He noticed a police officer
walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolled down his
window and asked, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replied, "The President just found out Starr has delivered
another report to the Congress and he's all depressed. He stopped his
motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse
himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates
him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm
walking around taking up a collection for him.

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"Right now, I have about three hundred gallons. "

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