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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Our celebrity friends answer the question!!

Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
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The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.
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Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

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L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

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Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not
cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any
chickens.

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Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

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Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

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Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

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Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.

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Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

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Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability

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Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on that chicken.

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Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?

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Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?

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Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end
of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

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Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

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Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book-and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating
system.

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Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

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Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
Chicken? Would you please define chicken?

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