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PRESIDENT CLINTON'S TESTIMONY BY DR. SEUSS

I DID NOT DO IT IN A CAR
I DID NOT DO IT IN A BAR

I DID NOT DO IT IN THE DARK
I DID NOT DO IT IN THE PARK

I DID NOT DO IT ON A DATE
I DID NOT EVER FORNICATE

I DID NOT DO IT AT A DANCE
I DID NOT DO IT IN HER PANTS

I DID NOT GET BEYOND FIRST BASE
I DID NOT DO IT IN HER FACE

I NEVER DID IT IN A BED
IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU'VE BEEN MISLED

I DID NOT DO IT WITH A GROAN
I DID NOT DO IT ON THE PHONE

I DID NOT CAUSE HER DRESS TO STAIN
I NEVER BOINKED SUDDAM HUSSEIN

I DID NOT DO IT WITH A WHIP
I NEVER FONDLED LINDA TRIPP

I NEVER ACTED REALLY SILLY
WITH VOLUNTEERS LIKE KATHLEEN WILLEY

THERE WAS ONE TIME, WITH MARGARET THATCHER
I CHASED HER 'ROUND, BUT COULD NOT CATCH HER

NO KINKY STUFF, NOT ON YOUR LIFE
I WOULDN'T EVEN WITH MY WIFE

AND GENNIFER FLOWERS' TALE OF WOES
WAS PAID FOR BY MY RIGHT-WING FOES

AND PAULA JONES, AND THOSE STATE TROOPERS
ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PARTY POOPERS

I DID NOT ASK MY FRIENDS TO LIE
I DID NOT HANG THEM OUT TO DRY

I DID NOT DO IT LAST NOVEMBER
BUT IF I DID, I DON'T REMEMBER

I DID NOT DO IT IN THE HALL
I COULD HAVE, BUT I DON'T RECALL

I NEVER DID IT IN MY STUDY
I NEVER DID IT WITH MY DOG, BUDDY

I NEVER DID IT TO SOX, THE CAT
I MIGHT HAVE-ONCE-WITH ARAFAT

I NEVER DID IT IN A HURRY
I NEVER GROPED MS. BETTY CURRIE

THERE WAS NO SEX AT ARLINGTON
THERE WAS NO SEX ON AIR FORCE ONE

I MIGHT HAVE COPPED A LITTLE FEEL
AND THEN ENDEAVORED TO CONCEAL

BUT NEVER DID THESE THINGS SO LEWD
AT LEAST, NOT EVER IN THE NUDE

THESE THINGS TO WHICH I HAVE CONFESSED
THEY DO NOT COUNT, IF WE STAYED DRESSED

IT NEVER HAPPENED WITH A CIGAR
I NEVER DATED MRS. STARR

I DID NOT KNOW THIS LITTLE SIN
WOULD BE RETOLD ON CNN

I BROKE SOME RULES MY MAMA TAUGHT ME
I TRIED TO HIDE, BUT NOW YOU'VE CAUGHT ME

BUT I IMPLORE, I DO BESEECH
DO NOT CONDEMN, DO NOT IMPEACH

I MIGHT HAVE GOT A LITTLE TAIL
BUT NEVER, NEVER DID I INHALE.

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