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Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful,
colorful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he
does," the manager told her. "But why is this one only $50
and all the others are $500?" she asked. "Well, ma'am,"
the manager told her, "not everyone would want to own this
parrot. He spent many years in a whorehouse and his
language is terrible. "Well, I want him," she said. "Suit
yourself," the manager shrugged.

When she got the parrot back to the White House, she
uncovered his cage and admired the colorful bird. The
parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her straight in
the eye and said, "New house, new madam." Hillary laughed.
Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the
bird. "New house, new ho's" the parrot observed. At first
they were offended, but when Hillary explained about the
bird's history, they too, laughed at him.

A few minutes later the President entered the living
quarters. The parrot looked up from his feeder and said " Hi Bill".

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