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Seuss' version of the Kenneth Starr/Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton deal:

(K. Starr)
I am Starr. Starr I are.
I'm a brilliant barri-star.
I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see,
Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
Did she give you gifts and ties?
Were you spied by prying eyes?

(Clinton)
I did not do that here or there!
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that in a chair!
I went not near her giant hair!
I did not join-even for fun,
The Mile High Club in Air Force One,
So stow your feathers and your tar,
I did not do her Starr you are!

(Monica)
He did too do me,
Yes he did.
It's not my fault
I'm just a kid

I did him here
I did him there
I did him in his underwear
I did him often I must confess
I did him day and night, no less
and now I'm in a big huge mess
and even stained my favorite dress

He said that I'm the best you see
Much better than ol' Hilary
He said that I should tell a lie
and think up a good alibi

(Starr to Clinton)
Did you smile?
Did you Flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie,
When called upon to testify?

(Mr. Clinton)
That is it, you've gone too far!
I do not like you Starr you are!
I will not answer any more!
In fact, I think I'll start a war!
The public's easy to distract,
When bombs are falling on Iraq!

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