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One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and he accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge into the cold water below. Three 10 year old boys were playing along the river and saw him fall in so they all jumped in and saved him and dragged him to shore.

He was so thankful that he told each of them, "Boys, you just saved the
President of the United States and each of you deserve a reward."

The first boy says, "I want to go to Disneyland!" "I'll take you there
myself!!!" exclaims Bill.

The second boy says, "I want a brand new pair of autographed Nike Air
Jordan's." "I'll buy them for you myself," says Bill.

"And I want a wheelchair… " the third boy says.

The president looks at the boy and says, "But son you don't look like you are handicapped to me."

The boy says, "I'm going to be when my dad finds out I saved Bill linton
from drowning!!"

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