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Chocolate chips!

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he
suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip
cookies wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the
bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the
bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the
stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored
breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the
kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the
kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate
chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic
love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world
a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself
toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was
already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The
aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at
the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a
spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."

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