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College football humor

(1) What does the average Minnesota player get on his
SAT's?
-----Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama
cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your
dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like hell.

(4) How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your
porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders
wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football
games?
----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

(7) Why is the Indiana football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed
on the road.

(8) What are the longest three years of a Michigan
football players life?
----His freshman year.

(9) Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with
Astroturf?
-----To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing
during games.

(10) How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to
change a light bulb?
-----None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU.

(11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Lafayette,IN ..........Because he knew that the
police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

(12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA?
-----Because everyone there has the same DNA.

(13)Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team
color?
----Because you can wear it to the game on Saturday,
hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash the rest of the week.

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