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Larue said that about five minutes before closing one night at
his restaurant this guy pulled into the drive-thru lane
and wanted 8 pieces of chicken, all "extra crispy". Larue
told him that he only had 4 and that if he wanted 8 it'd take 25
minutes. The guy said that'd be ok. Larue said, "That'll be
$13.40, please drive around." Well, the guy just sped off from
the lane and took out of the parking lot. Larue figured that,
perhaps, the price was too much and he changed his mind.
About 25 minutes later, though, there was a knock at the
drive-up window. Larue went over and there was the guy again.
"Where's my chicken?" "You took off and didn't pay for it. I
didn't cook it!" The guy said, "I did just what you told me to
do.
You gave me the price and said, 'drive around'. So I drove
downtown, by the mall, out by the high school and now I want
my chicken!"

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