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Signs from hotels and such found 'round the world:

In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we
regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national
order.

In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In an Austrian hotel catering to the skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in
the boots of Ascension.

In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
chambermaid.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy
dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef
rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Outside a Hong Kong tailer shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.

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