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A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she
brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car
is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you
want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused.

She looked at the radio and said "Nelson."

The radio responded,

"Ricky or Willie?"

Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds
of "On the road again. "The lady was astounded.

If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got.
If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she
pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she
saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She
swerved and narrowly missed a head-on collision. "

ASSHOLE," she muttered. And, from the
radio........

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States..."

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