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In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when
he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first
kilt.

A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad
went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his
first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd
like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye
don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear
for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"

So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young
lad when the order was completed.

A few days later the tailor called the lad back to the
shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and
here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to
take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of
it."

So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his
room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run
to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase.

Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.

When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt
and said, "well, what'd ye think?"

"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.

"Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he
stated as he lifted his kilt to show here.

"Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.

Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he
exclaimed quite proudly, "aye, and if ye like it, I've got five
more yards of it at home!"

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