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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct answers: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in,
and close the door. This question tests whether or not you do
simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and
close the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
the elephant in, and close the door. This question tests your
prudence and practicality.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
except one attend. Which one does not attend?

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is still in the
refrigerator and cannot open the door from the inside. This
question tests whether or not you have comprehensive thinking
skills.

If you did not answer correctly the first three questions, this
next question is your last chance to show your qualification to
be a professional.

4. There is a river inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage
to pass it?

Correct answer: Swim through it. all of the animals, including
the crocodiles, are attending the conference (except the
elephant, of course).

Don't be frustrated if you failed this test. According to
Andersen Consulting Worldwide, about 90% of the professionals
failed the exam. However, most pre-schoolers got it correct,
thus disproving the popular theory that most "professionals"
have the brains of a four-year old.

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