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All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over
nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem
occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to
make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells
to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive
organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the
female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed
from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the
body and develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal
brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are
born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in
their shorts.

This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in
various ways. Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn
to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a
bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think
about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just
punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks
them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep
and looking the other way. This basic cognitive difference continues
to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the
trouble really begins.

After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ,
but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads.
Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their
ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size of this problem varies
from man to man.

In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are
left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,
sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as
"Republicans."

Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "Democrats."

A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their
groins. These men are usually referred to as..."Mr. President."

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