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Bear, A Rabbit and A Frog

A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he doesn't often meet people, but when he does he gives them six wishes between them. He explains that because there are two of them they may have 3 wishes each.

The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be
female, which the frog makes happen immediately.

The rabbit, after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet and
one appears. He then places on his head.

The bear is amazed at this but carries on with his next wish. He
asks that all the bears in the neighboring forests be female as well, and thus it is so!

The rabbit then wishes for a motorcycle... it appears before him, and he
climbs on board and starts revving the engine. The bear cannot believe it. He remarks to the rabbit that he has wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.

Shaking his head, he makes his final wish: that all the other bears
in the world be female as well. The frog replies that it has been done
and they both turn to the rabbit for his last wish.

The rabbit revs up the engine and thinks for a second, and then says,
"I wish for the bear to be gay!" and promptly drives off as fast as he
can.

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