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A LITTLE REFLECTION ON LIFE AS A MALE

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.

When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, she cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some
stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull
that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed
from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad,
impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition.

I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big tits.

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