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To my darling Husband,

I am sending you this e-mail from a bogus software company address
so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception,
but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since
your computer entered our lives two years ago.

The children are doing well. Tommy is seven now and is a bright,
handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He
drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were
good but yours was excellent! The chair and the back of your head
are very realistic. You would be very proud of him.

Little Jennifer turned three in September. She looks a lot like you
did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She
still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with her on her
birthday. What a grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was
stormy and the electricity was out.

I am also doing well. I went blond about a year ago and was
delighted to discover that it really is more fun! Lars, I mean Mr.
Swenson, the department head, has taken an interest in my career and
has become a good friend to us all.

I have discovered that the household chores are much easier since I
realized that you don't mind being vacuumed but that feather dusting
made you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room
painted last Spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure
the painters cut air holes in the drop cloth so you wouldn't be
disturbed.

Well, my dear, I must be going. Uncle Lars, Mr. Swenson, I mean,
is taking us all on a ski trip and there will be packing to do. I
have hired a housekeeper to take care of things while we are away.
She'll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup, and bring meals
to your desk, - just the way you like it. I hope you and the PC
have a lovely time while we are gone. Tommy, Jen and I will think
of you often. Try to remember us while your disks are booting.

Love, Mary
(Your Wife)

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