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A typical married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed
lamp on to read a book.

As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started
fondling her "kitty". He did this only for a very short while, then he
would stop and resume reading his book.

After a few minutes of more reading, he reached over to his wife and
started fondling her "kitty" again. Moments later, he resumed his reading.

The wife gradually became aroused with this, and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before
going any further. She got up and started stripping in front of him. The
husband was confused and asked, "What are you doing taking your clothes off?"

The wife replied, "You were playing with my "kitty". I thought it was
foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight.

The husband said, "No, not at all."

The wife then asked," Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"

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