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Mrs. Smith has three daughters who are all getting married
within the same month. She tells each one of her daughters
to write back about their married life. To avoid possible
embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing
their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using
newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother
know how their love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day a telegram
arrives with a single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE
HOUSE".

Mrs. Smith gets the newspaper and checks the Maxwell
Coffee House advertisement, and it says: "Good to the last
drop..." So, Mrs. Smith is happy.

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there
is a postcard that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES". So,
Mrs. Smith looks at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it
says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE" And Mrs. Smith is happy.

Then it is the third one's wedding. Mrs. Smith is anxious
because two weeks have passed and still no message from
the third daughter. Then after four weeks comes a letter with
the message: "BRITISH AIRWAYS".

And Mrs. Smith looks into the British Airways ad, but this
time she faints. The ad reads: "THREE TIMES A DAY,
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.

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