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Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know
that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get
married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her
hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Susie
are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage"

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies
"In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there
nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge
grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get
a job. You'll need to support Susie."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance... Susie makes
5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks
a month, and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so
much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to
come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you
have got everything all figured out. I just have one more
question for you.

What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of
your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been
lucky so far..."

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