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One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked
him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage
on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?
Wait until Christmas."

Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The
father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high,
sorry about that. Ask me again some other time."

Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of
the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father
felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room,
and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and
mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too,
"And I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $80,000 mortgage!"

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