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A boy, Johnny, and his grandpa were out fishing one day. After
a while, Johnny's grandpa catches a fish. He pulls it into the
boat, and out of his vest he takes a cigar... lights it up and
smokes it in celebration. Johnny says, "Grandpa, can I have one
of those?" and his Grandpa says "Johnny, can your dick touch
your ass?"... Johnny replies 'No' and he says "Then you're not
a man, you can't have one."

A little while later, his Grandpa is reeling in another fish.
This time he reaches into his cooler and takes out a beer...
and drinks it in celebration. Johnny asks again, "Grandpa, can
I have one of those?" his grandpa asks the same question, gets
the same response and says "Then you're not a man, you can't
have one."

About a half an hour later, Johnny is reeling in his own fish.
He gets it in the boat, reaches into his brown paper bag, and
pulls out some cookies... and starts to eat them in
celebration. His grandpa says to him, "Johnny, can I have one
of those cookies?" and Johnny says, "Grandpa, can your dick
touch your ass?" His grandpa looks at him and says, "Yes,
Johnny, it can." Johnny smiles and says "Then go fuck yourself,
Grandma gave ME these cookies."

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