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One day in school, the teacher was asking the students to use a
sentence with the word defiantly in it.

So the first girl raised her hand and said "The sky is
defiantly blue", and the teacher said, "No the sky is sometimes
gray or orange."

The second person raised their hand and said, "The trees are
defiantly green", and the teacher said, "No, sometimes the
trees are red or orange."

So little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Do farts have
lumps?" And the teacher says "No, but you didn't use the word
defiantly in your sentance" so little Johnny says,"Oh, then I
defiantly shit in my pants!"

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