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President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school
today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.

The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the
class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the
president asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who
lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes
along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No" says Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50
children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that
would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not" explains the President. "That's what we
would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President
Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can
give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a boy named Johnny
raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One,
carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown
up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.

"Correct" exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me
WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," Lil' Johnny said, "because, like you just told us,
it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't be
a great loss."

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