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A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw
all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use
the word'fascinate.'"

Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the
Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate.'"

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because
Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided
there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she
called on him. Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with
10 buttons."

The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not
use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."

Little Johnny continued, "But her tits are so big, she can only
fasten eight."

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