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George Bush is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny
on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny
and says, "What's in the box kid?"

Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

George Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are
they?"

"Republicans," says Little Johnny.

"Oh that's cute," he says and he goes on his way.

A couple of days later George Bush is running with his buddy
Dick Cheney and he spies Little Johnny with his box just
ahead.

George Bush says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and
they both jog over to Little Johnny.

George Bush says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute?
Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what
kind of kittens they are."

Little Johnny replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!" George Bush says, "I came by here the other day
and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," Little Johnny explains, "Their eyes are open now."

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