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A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges
about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one
had everything they wanted.

At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the
back of the class.

She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, "oh
miss, oh miss!" with his arm pumping.

"Yes, Johnny, what is it?" she asked, trying to remain calm.

Little Johnny stood up and proclaimed to the class, "At our
house, we have everything."

"Don't be silly," the teacher replied, "not even the richest man
has everything."

"We do," he answered, "My daddy said so the other day."

"Now, why would your father say such a thing?" she asked.

"Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead
boyfriend, and told poppa she was pregnant. That's when my
dad said, "God, that's all we needed."

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