{alttagspam}
{alttagspam}
Proving there are more than 30 jokes on the internet...
 Filtering: All ratings , excluding Adult jokes     
 

Home
Daily Features
Merchandise!
Gags of the week!
Voted funniest
Voted lamest
Special Funnies
Submit a Joke
Entire Catalog
Other Funny Links
Email Jokemaster


My Favorites!
Bar & Drinking
Blonde
Blonde's Revenge
Computer
Cop/Police
Doctor &Medical
Engineer
Family & Kids
Geographic/Places
Holiday
Hunting/Farming
Irish
Jewish
Kid Safe!
Lawyer
Little Johhnny
Men & Marriage
Michael Jackson
Millitary
Miscellaneous
One-liners
Other Ethnic
Political
Quotes
Redneck
Religious
School/Teaching
Slogans/Stickers
Sports
Yo Mama
Funny T-Shirts
Awesome Pranks!

Get Firefox!



My logo was done by Vlad Kolarov. Please check with Vlad for your own one!

Keywords:
      Sequence:
Jokes-Per-Page:

Rate a Joke


4 votes up
<- Vote! ->
2 votes down
Laff Factor:
R:2
Little Johnny paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A
DIME; then tells his buddy Roy to get his fire-wagon and both
sit under a shade tree in Little Johnny's front yard, waiting for
business.

Kathy, across the street, is not to be outdone: Her sign says
WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL; tells Nellie to get her
fire-wagon and both sit in Kathy's yard.

Johnny's pissed. How DARE that GIRL? Then, a flash and
Johnny hauls Roy across the street. "Let's get some laughs."

Johnny asked Kathy, "Say, you move ANYTHING?"

"Sure, Johnny. Give me a nickle and I'll prove it to you."

Johnny hands her a nickle. Kathy then says, "So, what
do you want moved, Johnny?"

"Ha! I want you to move my BOWELS!" Johnny starts
cracking up laughing.

Kathy thinks for a few seconds. She then turns to Nellie and
softly says, "Here, Nellie, hold this nickle while I beat the
shit out of this kid."

Report this joke as: Duplicate   Wrong Rating   Wrong Category  
funny jokes blond jokes adult jokes irish jokes gay jokes johnny jokes
     
funny jokes blond jokes irish jokes adult jokes
Google
Web humoama.com



Lost? Yeah, me too. So I have a Site Index.

It's all made up, but I have a privacy policy here just like real sites do!

Alan "the Jokemaster" has nothing worth suing over and running this site is bankrupting me, but you're still welcome to read the terms of use for the humorama.com.




















funny blond jokes, funny lawyer jokes, funny adult jokes