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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with
no ears. When they arrived home from the
hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's
family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their
son would have a wise crack to say about the baby.

So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with
Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He
said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your
best behavior and not say one word about his
ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we
get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said
Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned
over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He
looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful
little baby!"

The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little
hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his
pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can
see good?"

The Mother said, "Why, yes, his doctor said he
has 20/20 vision."

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good
thing, 'cause he sure can't wear glasses!"

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