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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister
is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the third grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's
office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal
told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first
grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and
the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the
test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third
grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells
her, "I think Johnny can go to the third grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some
questions?"

The principal and Johnny both nod in agreement.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only
two of?"

Johnny, after a moment: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer. Johnny replied, "Pockets."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two
questions."

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