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Little Johnny had never had sex in his life, so his buddy Billy
told him that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few
things. He agrees.

Later, Little Johnny's in a room with the girl. She takes off
her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?"

Little Johnny says, quite honestly, "No."

She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question
again.

Again he answers, "No."

Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her
legs all the way spread-eagle! She asks, "Now do you know
what I want?"

Little Johnny answers, "Yeah. You want the whole damned
bed to yourself."

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