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In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed
into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the
track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train
company to court.

At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver
ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly
a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated
how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit
was dismissed.

"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it
was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination."

"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried."

"How's that?" the lawyer asked.

"I was afraid he was going to ask if the damned lantern was
lit!"


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