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A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and
steals a roast from the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office
and asks, "If a dog is running unleashed and steals a piece of meat from
my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the
dog's owner ??"

"Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 (attorneys
don't carry cash).

Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from
the lawyer:

An invoice : Consultation........... $ 20.

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