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A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness
was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally
figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to
fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money
to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan was that
when he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to
heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up
in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed
with cash. "Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should
have had me put the money in the basement."

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