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A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance
into Heaven?"

The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a
quarter to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and
after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite
enough to get you into Heaven."

The lawyer said, "Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also
gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back,
affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you
suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint
Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to
Hell."

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