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It was a nice day at the park by the lake. Three guys were
casting their lines to catch some fish and a couple were
rowing in a small boat. Two crows were cruising by, eyeing
for some targets to shit on. The younger of the two crows
tried to show off and dove onto those three guys. Tut, tut, tut.
But it went thud, thud, hitting only two of the three.

The older crow went towards the couple in the moving row
boat. Tut, tut. And it went thud, hitting only one of the
couples. Since this was a moving target, it didn't seem all
that bad.

Then out from nowhere came this little bird, wings still wet
like it was just been hatched. It dove towards those three
guys. Tut, tut, tut. Thud, thud, thud. It swooped over to the
row boat. Tut, tut. Thud, thud. Then a kid riding a bike came
around. It flew over there. Tut. Thud. And it then rested on a
tree branch.

So the two crows felt embarrassed and went over there, said,
"We are impressed! Where do you learn to shit on people
like that?"

The little one said, "I may be a new hatch but I've got plenty
of experience. In my former life I was a lawyer."

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