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A couple had been married for 15 years. One afternoon they were working in
the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the
husband said " Hey, Honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is getting huge.
I bet it's as big as the gas grill now." The husband, feeling he needed
to prove his point, got a yard stick, measured the grill and then measured
his wife's butt. "Yep", he said, "just what I thought. Just about the same
size." The wife was incensed and decided to let him do the gardening
alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the
day.

That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and
said, "How about it honey?" How about a little lovemaking?" The wife
rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to
fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"

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